Where Are the Constituents’ Yachts?

In my lifetime, the government footprint has grown tremendously. When I was born, for instance, way back in 1961, there was no such thing as Medicare, Medicaid, student loans, seatbelt laws, and background checks for handgun purchases. The national debt was only $289 billion (versus $23 trillion today), and the federal register only contained 12,792 …

The Groovy Fund

Mrs. Groovy and I have drunk copious amounts of index-fund Kool-Aid. We are Bogleheads through and through. As such, nearly 100 percent of our investment portfolio is devoted to just two funds: a total stock market index fund and a total bond market index fund. But we do have a small amount of our investment …

If You Want to Get Ahead Financially, Don’t Be a One-Quarter Person

Well into my 30s, I had one explanation for my inability to get ahead financially: malevolent forces. Evil people in Washington and Albany were conspiring against me. And so too were the people who ran the municipality I worked for. These twisted souls wanted nothing more than to see me suffer, to see me go …

The Rooster Whisperer

Last weekend, Mrs. Groovy and I took in some local flavor with Groovy Mom and Groovy Sis. We went to an animal sanctuary called the Piedmont Farm Animal Refuge. Surprise, surprise, I wasn’t exactly thrilled with the idea of spending a good chunk of my Sunday at some obscure animal sanctuary located in an equally …