The Alt-FI Manifesto

Warning: If you have a delicate constitution, you will likely be offended by what follows. I offer no apologies. It is MY manifesto, after all. If you disagree, I look forward to reading YOUR manifesto, and I will respectfully listen to YOUR views. I’m simply asking that you respectfully listen to mine. This is America—the …

The Groovies: Two Ungrateful Wretches, Redux

Hello, groovy freedomist. Last week, our newest episode of Talking Trash was supposed to be about our lack of gratefulness for Obamacare. But I totally screwed up. Instead of uploading our Obamacare episode, I uploaded our poop-on-New-York-and-Long-Island episode. Damn, no one ever said being a content creator was going to be easy! Well, fear not, …

Beware of Vicebergs

Don’t ask me why, but my twisted mind last week thought it would be interesting to equate some of my vices to icebergs. Here’s my reasoning. I’m told by Google that nearly 90 percent of an iceberg’s mass is below the water line. In other words, an iceberg has a visibility ratio of 1 to 9. …