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America the Awesome

Here are 60 American inventions that have either made the world a better place or are in the process of making the world a better place.

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YearInventor(s)
1Lightning rod1752Benjamin Franklin
2Bifocals1784Benjamin Franklin
3Cotton gin1793Eli Whitney
4Steamboat (practical)1807Robert Fulton
5Vulcanized rubber1844Charles Goodyear
6Anesthesia (ether)1846William Morton
7Sewing machine (practical)1846Elias Howe
8Transatlantic telegraph cable1858Cyrus Field
9National parks (concept)1872U.S. Congress / John Muir (advocate)
10Telephone1876Alexander Graham Bell
11Phonograph1877Thomas Edison
12Incandescent light bulb (practical)1879Thomas Edison
13Skyscraper (steel-frame)1885William Le Baron Jenney
14Coca-Cola1886John Pemberton
15Alternating current system1888Nikola Tesla
16Motion picture camera1891Thomas Edison & William Dickson
17Diesel-electric locomotive1895General Electric engineers
18Air conditioning1902Willis Carrier
19Airplane1903Orville & Wilbur Wright
20Stainless steel razor blade1904King Gillette
21Electric washing machine1908Alva Fisher
22Assembly line (moving)1913Henry Ford
23Frozen food (commercial)1924Clarence Birdseye
24Electronic television1927Philo Farnsworth
25FM radio1933Edwin Howard Armstrong
26Nylon1935Wallace Carothers
27Blood bank1937Charles Drew
28Nuclear reactor (first sustained reaction)1942Enrico Fermi & Manhattan Project team
29Streptomycin1943Selman Waksman
30Transistor1947Bardeen, Brattain & Shockley
31Microwave oven1947Percy Spencer
32Defibrillator1947Claude Beck
33Hydraulic fracturing (practical)1947Stanolind Oil team
34Modern franchise system1948Richard & Maurice McDonald
35Semi-dwarf wheat (Green Revolution)1950Norman Borlaug
36Credit card1950Frank McNamara
37Polio vaccine1952Jonas Salk
38Cardiac bypass surgery1953John Gibbon
39Oral contraceptive pill1955Gregory Pincus & John Rock
40Hard disk drive1956IBM team led by Reynold Johnson
41Intermodal shipping container1956Malcom McLean
42Laser1960Theodore Maiman
43Buffalo wings1964Teressa Bellissimo, Anchor Bar
44Gatorade1965Robert Cade & Univ. of Florida team
45ARPANET (internet precursor)1969DARPA team
46Lunar landing1969NASA
47MRI scanner1971Raymond Damadian
48Email1971Ray Tomlinson
49Recombinant DNA technology1973Herbert Boyer & Stanley Cohen
50Personal computer (Apple I)1976Steve Wozniak
51Index fund (retail)1976John Bogle / Vanguard
52GPS1978U.S. Department of Defense team
53Reusable spacecraft (Space Shuttle)1981NASA
543D printing1983Chuck Hull
55Graphical user interface (commercial)1984Apple team
56HIV antiretroviral therapy1987Samuel Broder & NCI team
57World Wide Web browser (Mosaic)1993Marc Andreessen & Eric Bina
58Smartphone (iPhone)2007Apple team
59Reusable orbital rocket (Falcon 9)2015SpaceX
60mRNA vaccine platform2020Moderna team, building on Karikó & Weissman

Enjoy the celebration of America’s 250th birthday, my groovy freedomist.

But on Sunday, think a little about these 60 inventions. Why is America largely responsible for inventing the modern world? Why does America have a long history of punching above its weight—economically, scientifically, and culturally?

In a nutshell, America’s secret sauce is property rights. Our Founding Fathers bet that if you gave people the freedom to use their property for their own principled amusement (especially their corpus property), and you protected whatever property they produced from that principled amusement, they would do great things. And our Founding Fathers won that bet.

This doesn’t mean, of course, that their bet was perfectly executed. Property rights in this country have never fully escaped the tyrant’s jackboot. Nor does it mean that their bet, even if perfectly executed, would somehow manage to remove all folly and disappointment from the human condition. No one can blatantly mismanage his corpus property for long without becoming familiar with skid row, jail, or a welfare office. And no one, regardless of how earnestly he exploits his corpus property, is guaranteed to reach the heights obtained by Elon Musk, Lebron James, or Taylor Swift. All it means is that their bet, when reasonably executed, produces the wealth that makes unremarkable greatness doable for the ordinary. Take me, for instance. I’m as ordinary as they come. I have ordinary intelligence, ordinary drive, and my working career was witness to one ordinary job after another. And my accomplishments in life have been altogether ordinary too—in an American sense. In a worldwide sense, they are anything but ordinary. What percentage of the world’s highway workers (i.e., professional roadkill-scoopers), whether they patrol African, Asian, European, Middle-Eastern, or South American roads, can secure a 1,700 square-foot home with every modern convenience, retire with plenty of life left, build a decent inheritance for their heirs, and, for shits and giggles, weld a life-sized bison for a lawn-ornament and self-publish a book that maps out a genuine path to achieving financial independence? My unremarkable greatness is only possible because of the 60 inventions I highlighted at the beginning of this post. I stand tall, in a worldwide sense, because I stand on the shoulders of giants, not pigmies.

Mankind doesn’t do well without accountability. Without accountability, our innate laziness takes hold. We lounge rather than work. We video-game rather than exercise. We porn rather than date. We scheme rather than fix. We destroy rather than build. To have any chance of approximating our true potential, we need accountability tools—tools that incentivize us to fight through our innate laziness—tools that turn the joy of sloth into the searing pain of regret.

The best accountability tools ever devised by man are competition and meritocracy. It’s amazing how innovative, industrious, and noble we become when love and glory can only be secured by besting others honorably and material comfort can only be secured by serving others honorably. And this is why socialism, whether democratic or full-blown, never works. Socialism, because it exalts claims over property, kills competition and meritocracy. A “fair share” of the pie is secured, not by doing a fair share of the work, but by merely breathing. A “seat at the table” is won, not by demonstrating superior ability, but by being a member of a privileged group. Customers are obtained and kept, not by out-innovating and out-working the competition, but by lobbying for laws that eliminate or hobble the competition. Socialism promises what the systemic laziness and complacency it begets can’t possibly produce: widespread wealth and happiness. Instead of creating a country where everyone can rise to ordinary on his own volition—and ordinary is amazing—socialism creates a country where no one can rise above ordinary without permission from the state—and ordinary is dismal.

Take a look at the most stirring paragraph ever written on behalf of liberty:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed—that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of people to alter or to abolish it, and institute new government, laying its foundations on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness.

Now a question. Who are you going to hitch your wagon to? The men who took inspiration from the “self-evident” truths in that stirring paragraph and created the world’s first and only libocracy? Or the loser socialists who brought you trillion-dollar deficits, endless wars, five-hundred-thousand-dollar starter homes, fifty-thousand-dollar cars, Rube-Goldberg healthcare bills, dumbed-down college degrees, learing centers, “mostly peaceful protests,” and frankensteinian sex-changes for minors?

Don’t kill our secret sauce. Your birthright is liberty. You were put here to use your corpus property for your own principled amusement—without shame, and without fear of reprisals. You weren’t put here to be a slave to the wants of a tyrannical political majority or grovel at the feet of a worthless political class. Please, for the love of God, tell our Jeffery Epstein elites to drop dead. They have trodden on your liberty long enough. Start fighting back, “on the beaches, on the landing grounds, and in the fields and in the streets.” And don’t stop fighting until every single American’s liberty is secured and the guards of our libocracy are so secure our children’s children’s children will never come close to sniffing the foul stench of the totalitarianism.

Okay, groovy freedomist, that’s all I got. Peace.

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