Democracy sucks. I know we’ve been told by our woke overlords that we have to worship democracy, but our woke overlords are wrong. Democracy is majority rule. And you know what happens when you have majority rule? You get things like Jim Crow. You know, when a majority of Southerners once believed that racial segregation …
This past Tuesday, I had my teeth cleaned, and after the hygienist worked her magic, my dentist came in to review the status of my teeth. And all were good, save one—a molar on the lower right side of my mouth. It had an old metal filling and a hairline crack. My dentist then informed …
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1. They deny objective reality If you identify as the opposite sex, do your gonads get the memo? I mean, if I got a boob job and then put on a dress, would my testicles suddenly start acting like ovaries? Biology doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your feelings. 2. They fail to appreciate the …
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Growing up, I was blessed with universal education. All of my K-12 schooling was paid for by the taxpayers. But despite this wonderful example of systemic kindness engineered by America’s leaders, I didn’t leave high school with a world-class education. My math skills were okay, my English skills were dismal, I couldn’t speak a foreign …
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A couple of months ago, a Connecticut teacher was arrested for allegedly having sex with an 11-year-old student. And a lot has happened since this disgraced teacher’s arrest. In at least two dozen cities, thousands of members of a grassroots group called LTKA–“Leave Them Kids Alone”–have been protesting nightly, demanding that America’s “rape mills” be …
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