Author: Mr. Groovy
NAAFM: The National Association for the Advancement of Financial Morons
If you think Mr. Money Mustache is a new female sex toy from the adult pleasure industry, you just might be a financial moron. If you think the FIRE movement is the result of your bowels being lit up by a Taco Bell visit gone wrong, you just might be a financial moron. If you…
The Miracle of the Modern Home
Mrs. Groovy and I are big fans of Peyton Place, which we watch on YouTube. For those of you who aren’t familiar with Peyton Place, it was the first nighttime soap opera in television history. It ran from 1964 to 1969. Anyway, it was based on a book of the same name. Peyton Place was…
The Alt-FI Manifesto
Warning: If you have a delicate constitution, you will likely be offended by what follows. I offer no apologies. It is MY manifesto, after all. If you disagree, I look forward to reading YOUR manifesto, and I will respectfully listen to YOUR views. I’m simply asking that you respectfully listen to mine. This is America—the…
The Groovies: Two Ungrateful Wretches, Redux
Hello, groovy freedomist. Last week, our newest episode of Talking Trash was supposed to be about our lack of gratefulness for Obamacare. But I totally screwed up. Instead of uploading our Obamacare episode, I uploaded our poop-on-New-York-and-Long-Island episode. Damn, no one ever said being a content creator was going to be easy! Well, fear not,…
Beware of Vicebergs
Don’t ask me why, but my twisted mind last week thought it would be interesting to equate some of my vices to icebergs. Here’s my reasoning. I’m told by Google that nearly 90 percent of an iceberg’s mass is below the water line. In other words, an iceberg has a visibility ratio of 1 to 9.…