How To Be Outstanding in Woke America

For at least two generations now, our woke overlords have had cultural hegemony. They dominate Big Education, Big Journalism, Big Entertainment, Big Tech, Big Business, and Big Government—that is, they dominate our country’s most influential thought-shaping institutions. Our woke overlords are thus largely responsible for how we Americans think and behave. But the impressive rise …

What I Love Most About Being Financially Independent

Last week, Mrs. Groovy and I returned home from our daily constitutional and were greeted by two sheriff deputies. It seems a neighbor lost control of her car and visited some carnage upon our fence. Here are some pictures: Our first and only reaction to the carnage was the health of the driver and any …

Glorious Ineptitude: The Baltimore Public School Edition

For at least two generations now, our woke overlords have been exalting the glories of government and diversity. Just give the government more power and purge straight white men from leadership positions and everything will turn into sunshine and lollipops. Well, we have dutifully complied with our woke overlords. Government has way more power than …