Author: Mr. Groovy
Why Israel Isn’t Committing Genocide
Is Israel committing genocide against the Palestinian’s? They might be. But even though I haven’t looked into the matter at all, I highly doubt it. What? I haven’t done any homework, and I’m confident the Israelis are only visiting the everyday horrors of war on to the Palestinians and not genocide? How can I be…
Global Warming Is a Myth
I’m a global warming skeptic. And it’s not because I lost faith in a scientific community that says a man can have a baby. No, I’m a global warming skeptic because I lost faith in our politicians. To understand why I have lost faith in our politicians, consider illegal immigration. All you have to do…
Democracy Sucks
Democracy sucks. I know we’ve been told by our woke overlords that we have to worship democracy, but our woke overlords are wrong. Democracy is majority rule. And you know what happens when you have majority rule? You get things like Jim Crow. You know, when a majority of Southerners once believed that racial segregation…
Glorious Ineptitude: The Infrastructure Edition
This past Tuesday, I had my teeth cleaned, and after the hygienist worked her magic, my dentist came in to review the status of my teeth. And all were good, save one—a molar on the lower right side of my mouth. It had an old metal filling and a hairline crack. My dentist then informed…
Five Reasons Why I Think Trans People Are Mentally Ill
1. They deny objective reality If you identify as the opposite sex, do your gonads get the memo? I mean, if I got a boob job and then put on a dress, would my testicles suddenly start acting like ovaries? Biology doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your feelings. 2. They fail to appreciate the…